Written by: Alessi
Edited by: Grace & Audrey
Visual by: Sofia
“____ has the finest football players.” Whether it’s pride or pure rivalry, every IASAS athlete seems to have their own answer.
This year, we asked visiting athletes from other IASAS schools their most unfiltered hot takes, and some were more heated than the moment before the final whistle in their games.
It started simply enough, with players answering the heart of the matter: who was taking home gold? Unsurprisingly, everyone was loyal to their own schools. For instance, Sooper (ISB) stated, “ISB is not losing this year… both 33 boys and girls are going to win IASAS.” His confidence reflected the intense practices, late-night strategy talks, and high-pressure games that many teams undergo.
Similarly, Abby, Kaia, and Serena (TAS) shared a similar conviction: “I think we have a good chance at winning since we were second last year. The boys are probably making finals, too.” Another TAS student added, “I think our teams just know each other really well– we know all of our strengths and weaknesses.” The players’ comments reveal how, for many, victory also relies on the connections formed between games. As they encapsulate it, knowing what can benefit or hurt another player is key to any good team.
Not every hot take was used to lift their own team, however. Ambrose (SAS) stated, “ISKL is the worst school because they’re **** at everything.” His words bluntly capture the fierce rivalry that defines IASAS football. Beyond surface-level school pride lies the unspoken competition that fuels athletes to fight even harder for a win.
Some athletes turned their attention to the host school itself. “The ISM campus looks a bit like a prison,” remarked Cooper (JIS). When asked to elaborate, Cooper and his friends pointed to the school’s open layout and abundance of low green railings as the source of comparison. Another JIS student, Nabeel, added, “ISB and JIS have the best campuses.” While “best campus” is subjective, Nabeel’s comment highlights how many players tend to feel more comfortable in their own school, naturally viewing it as superior.
As if it could not get heated enough, athletes did not shy away from sharing which schools had the most “huzz.” When asked about the most attractive players, a TAS student who wishes to remain anonymous confidently approached us and said, “JIS guys are so fine.” Her comment hints at one of the most unspoken parts of IASAS; beyond competition, the long hours spent together at games, meals, and breaks naturally foster connection. Additionally, comments like hers reveal how IASAS isn’t just about athletics, but also about the shared experiences that bring students closer together.
In the end, IASAS soccer isn’t just about goals scored or trophies, but also the fun that happens behind the scenes. From bold predictions to playful debates about campuses and hot (literally) teams, it is safe to say that every player has a hot take—some harsher than others. So, what’s your IASAS hot take?
